Hate doing the laundry? Then a new range of “scratch and sniff” jeans may be just what you’re looking for. The denims, which smell of raspberries, have been ­designed so they can be worn for months without being washed. via
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Police fined a woman on the spot when they discovered she had invented a burglary claim. The middle-aged Paignton woman had claimed her 52ins flatscreen TV had been stolen. She told police that burglars had taken the television out through the lounge window. But when police measured the window, they found it was smaller...
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This one gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “technology lover.” Imagine you have a long-distance boyfriend or girlfriend. And say you miss this significant other, at times even wanting to indulge the joys of a goodnight kiss. But what can you do? Well, just reach for the pig.
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A mother who allowed her 11-year-old son to get drunk in the street told horrified onlookers ‘we always get drunk together’. Police were so concerned about the welfare of the boy, who they found staggering around a residential street in Bransholme, Hull, an ambulance was called to take him to hospital. Tests showed he...
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A Devon judge said he was surprised there were no lock pickers in court after the door to the dock in his courtroom jammed shut. Judge Cottle said: “I’m very surprised that particularly on a Friday morning there is nobody in the building who can pick a lock. “I may be able to give...
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A young gamer lay dead in an internet cafe in Taiwan for nine hours before anyone noticed. Chen Rong-yu, 23, is thought to have suffered a heart attack after playing League of Legends for 23 hours. He was apparently still sat on the chair with his hands stretched out in front of the keyboard...
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An over 45s player in a suburban soccer match is on trial for indecent assault after allegedly sticking his finger up an opponent’s backside. Eduardo Nerio, 49, a defensive player for Maroubra United, is accused of poking his finger inside the rear end of a player from the rival team during a “vigorous” match...
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A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket. Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug...
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A 43-year-old man was charged Friday with trying to rob First State Bank on Stock Island– while wearing shorts on his head. The Sheriff’s Office says Eli Escalera walked into the Maloney Avenue bank at 12:30 p.m. with the shorts on his head — not covering his face — and handed a teller a...
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A Port St. Lucie woman who said her big breasts hindered her ability to perform field sobriety tests was arrested on a DUI charge after starting to dance and disrobe, according to recently released records. During one of the tests, Maureen Raymond, 49, told a Martin County Sheriff’s deputy she couldn’t follow his instructions,...
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Animal sex abuse is on the rise in Germany, with bestiality brothels being set up across the country, according to a state animal protection officer demanding stronger laws to protect mankind’s furry and feathered friends. “It is punishable to distribute animal pornography, but the act itself is not,” she told the Frankfurter Rundschau daily...
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A college student claims he was injured when a fraternity member in a “drunken stupor” decided “that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus,” and did so, “but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant’s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused...
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A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau. The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago. The prostitute said she had sex with...
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Discount Gun Sales has teamed up with the Susan G. Komen Foundation to offer a pink version of its popular Walther P-22 handgun in recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The Komen Foundation, which sponsors pink-ribbon walks and other events to raise money for breast cancer research, is embroiled in controversy following its decision...
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A woman died from a massive allergic reaction that could have been caused by the glue in her hair extensions, a pathologist said yesterday. Atasha Graham, 34, who had used hair extensions for 14 years, collapsed after clubbing until the early hours. via
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What if Starbucks lost 80% of its customers? Christians across the USA are boycotting Starbucks for promoting homosexual ‘marriage’ in Washington State. There is an 80% Christian majority in the USA and 1-2% homosexuals. via
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The Manneken-Pis, a bronze statue of a young boy urinating that is a symbol of Brussels and a major tourist attraction, has had to stop peeing because of sub-zero temperatures, Belgium’s tourist office said on Wednesday. via
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Over the past few years, the website Awkward Family Photos has been serving up the world’s most embarrassing snaps to an eager audience. So perhaps the public has become immune to the diet of matching sweaters, cringeworthy set-ups and over-the-top celebration which characterise most of the photos. But this extraordinary example may well set...
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Two sisters have been charged in St. Croix County Court with sexually assaulting a man with a pliers and giving him urine to drink. Valerie M. Bartkey, 24, and Amanda L. Johnson, 17, both of Somerset are each charged with a felony count of second-degree sexual assault by force and misdemeanor counts of battery...
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A University of Minnesota student was assailed with a Chicken McNugget and punches at the McDonald’s in Dinkytown. Early Thursday morning, a man threw a McNugget at the male student, who declined to comment on the incident, and started talking “trash,” according to the Minneapolis police report. via
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Just last week, military brass vowed that the force of the future would be “smaller and leaner.” Apparently, the Army’s taking that pretty damn literally. They want smaller, leaner soldiers. Their best idea to do it? Give GIs transplants of extra fat cells. Seriously. In the Army’s latest round of small-business research awards, they’ve...
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The El Paso County Sheriff’s Office said it didn’t drop the ball in the case of Cesar De La O. De La O has been arrested twice on a warrant that was meant for Colorado inmate Lorenzo Silva. Silva was able to get enough of De La O’s personal information and give it to...
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An officer made contact with a woman at Conway Regional Medical Center in reference to domestic battery. The woman told the officer that her ex-boyfriend had called her all day wanting to come pick up his things from her home. via
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A race horse trainer gave TV bosses a bit of a mare — telling a live telly audience he would celebrate a win by having sex. Peter Carey was so excited after his 6/4 favourite Flemenstar won he blurted out on Irish station RTE that he was “going to have f***ing sex tonight and...
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