A giant flush will kick off a new season for the Orlando Magic at their new home at Amway Center. Team officials will join city leaders and students from Nap Ford Elementary School on Wednesday to simultaneously flush all 443 toilets at the new arena. wesh.com
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Elementary school students flush toilets for the NBA
Woman accused of toilet lid attack
A family dispute in Florida took a turn for the worse when a woman tried to attack her cousin with a toilet lid. The domestic row in New Port Richey, near the cities of Tampa and St. Petersburg, escalated to the point where Angelic Innamorato picked up the ceramic toilet lid and swung it...
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India has more mobile phones than toilets
Far more people in India have access to a mobile phone than to a toilet, according to a UN study on sanitation. India’s mobile subscribers totalled 563.73 million at the last count, enough to serve nearly half of the country’s 1.2 billion population. But just 366 million people – around a third of the...
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Teen leaves girlfriend a present…only he picked the wrong car
A teen who allegedly defecated in a man’s car – thinking it was his girlfriend’s – was indicted Thursday on multiple charges of criminal property damage. Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car’s owner reported finding 18-year-old Austin Horries Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his...
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The quest for the smelliest urine
Visitors to the theme park will be offered the opportunity to urinate in small plastic pots at special ‘deposit booths’, which will then be judged for odour – with the most disgusting urinator winning £500, and the unparalleled honour of having their wee’s smell recreated for a new attraction at the park. Those hoping...
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Man busted as he helped girl out of trousers
A man was nailed for drug possession after he went into the ladies loos to undo his girlfriend’s trousers so she would not ruin her new nail varnish. Mark Turner, a jobless 23-year-old, of Lower Bank Road, Fulwood, Preston, pleaded guilty to illegal possession of cannabis. Philip Turner, prosecuting, said a police officer became...
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Astronauts’ urine clogs space station water recycler…NASA pissed
Astronauts’ urine is clogging the £150 million water recycling system on the International Space Station, Nasa scientists said. Engineers investigating a problem with the system, which processes urine into clean water for drinking, said they believed the cause for the back-up was a high concentration of calcium in the astronauts’ urine. Scientists do not...
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The last place the police will look…behind the toilet
Authorities say a Greenbrier man who escaped the Faulkner County jail was found at a Conway home, trying to hide behind a toilet. Police had been searching for 19-year-old Christopher Jordan McNeely, who escaped the county jail on Tuesday by apparently ramming a food cart into a fence, then slipping through the razor wire....
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Loo ruse of dealer…they get their man
A drug dealer who swallowed packages of heroin then refused to go to the loo for 16 DAYS was jailed yesterday. Damien Ankrah, 28, would not eat after being up in a cell while drug cops waited for nature to take its course. Eventually he “deposited” five condoms containing heroin with a street value...
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