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Unable to say ‘no’…woman wraps barbed wire around thighs to supress desires
Sarah Cassidy is the sort of no-nonsense, capable woman you might expect to find as headmistress of a primary school. But Sarah doesn’t do children, and she doesn’t do husbands either. No. Sarah is 43, single and celibate — and determined to remain so. Each night she fastens a wire chain, known as a...
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‘Have sex with me or drug dealers will kill you, your family and me’…he could have tried saying ‘please’
Prosecutors have charged a Grand Forks teen with sexual assault, alleging he concocted a story to coerce a teenage girl to have sex with him — telling her that if she didn’t, “drug dealers” would hurt or possibly kill her, her family and him. Ryne Anderson, 18, is set to make his initial appearance...
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Watching video while using sex toy and crack pipe…that’s distracted driving
It was likely the most unique traffic stop two police officers from Elmwood Place police have ever had. Officers pulled over 32-year-old Colondra Hamilton for an equipment violation on Aug. 17 around 7:30 p.m. in the 200 block of Township Avenue in Elmwood Place. Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a...
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Woman reported missing by fiance found…in a hotel with another man
Neither the fiance who reported a 39-year-old woman missing nor the police who searched for her are happy that she turned up in south Texas, in the company of another man. Fiance Chad McGuire says it’s unlikely he’ll ever speak again to Tiffiny Bray of Fletcher. Police say they’ll present Bray with a bill...
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Virgin’ scores at taxpayers’ expense
A ‘man of 21 with learning disabilities has been granted taxpayers’ money to fly to Amsterdam and have sex with a prostitute. His social worker says sex is a ‘human right’ for the unnamed individual – described as a frustrated virgin. His trip to a brothel in the Dutch capital’s red light district next...
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Real estate agent sued for sexual escapades
A Maple Grove couple allege that while they were in England their real estate agent used their home for “sexual escapades.” dam Bunge, an attorney, and his wife, Sarah Bunge, a Lutheran pastor, put their Maple Grove home up for sale and headed off to London this year for a four-month “work holiday.” While...
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Naked woman falls through roof after sex on the shingles
A naked woman fell 60ft through a roof in Aberdeen after a kinky romp – and walked away with only minor injuries. The accident happened yesterday after the woman clambered out of a third floor window that she’d smashed with her partner. The pair, both in their twenties, stripped off and had sex on...
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Competition for mate shortens the lives of men…but the little head continues to rule
Men who face plenty of competition to find a mate have slightly shorter lives than those who don’t. New research shows that gender imbalance, when men outnumber women, affects male longevity by an average of about three months. Although the link between gender ratio and longevity has been shown in animals, the study published...
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Despite Budget Cuts, Layoff Fears, Milwaukee Teachers Fight for Taxpayer-Funded Viagra
With the district in a financial crisis and hundreds of its members facing layoffs, the Milwaukee teachers union is taking a peculiar stand: fighting to get their taxpayer-funded Viagra back. The union has asked a judge to order the school board to again include Pfizer Inc.’s erectile dysfunction drug and similar pills in its...
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