Police arrested a Near-Northside man whose sagging trousers apparently exceeded even today’s low standards. Indianapolis Metro Police Officer Daniel Green was on foot patrol in the 1600 block of Broadway at 11:45 p.m. Tuesday when he saw a 21-year-old man sitting on a green electrical box chatting on a cell phone. Green wrote in...
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Pulling your pants down is now call ‘swagging’
Man released fromjail without pants
Resident arrested, released in boxers A Springfield man says he was embarrassed and angry when Greene County jailers released him to the street Thursday wearing only a pair of plaid underwear — boxers, not briefs. “They had no right to put me out on Boonville in my underwear,” said Jerry Robertson, 64. “I feel...
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Police catch man with pants down in parking lot
A man faces misdemeanor exposure charges after police caught him in his car with his pants down at a local department store. Officers charged the 63-year-old Olmsted Falls resident with indecent exposure on June 2 after witnesses saw him gratifying himself while parked outside Target on Brookpark Road. According to reports, the man had...
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Teen drinking suspect caught with pants down — literally
An 18-year-old Chicago man surrendered his shoes and his pants but was allegedly less willing to surrender himself to Park Ridge Police when he was stopped on suspicion of underage drinking. Garrett Weiberg, 18, of the 5400 block of East River Road, was naked from the waist down, barefoot and climbing a tree when...
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Stuck in the mud
Xiao Chen got into difficulties when he decided to go for a swim in the Chang Jiang River late at night. The 25-year-old approached what he believed was the edge of the river, only to find that he was sinking up to his waist in silt. Even though he had a mobile phone on...
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Suspected car thief captured…missing his pants
He’s been arrested for another criminal charge, but San Antonio police say they think a man caught near downtown is actually a suspected car thief. There’s one thing they are absolutely sure about: When officers found the suspect, he was not wearing any pants. Police said residents in the 3200 block of West Travis...
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Drunken man’s pants found two days later
Minnesota police said pants belonging to a trouserless man picked up for drunkenly knocking on a woman’s door were found two days later in the woman’s garage. Winona Deputy Police Chief Tom Williams said the woman discovered the pants alongside a pair of shoes in her garage Monday and the owner of the clothing...
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Tongue, steak, chops found in man’s pants
A homeless man caught putting a beef tongue down his pants also had rump steaks, lamb chops, limes and onions hidden in his seemingly bottomless duds. Mau Gibuma, 51, who was seen trying to shoplift at Woolworths’ Abbott St supermarket on Thursday afternoon had been desperate for food after living on the streets, his...
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Bed bug complaint in West New York leads to lewdness arrest
WEST NEW YORK — A man who complained about an infestation at his residence was arrested yesterday for pulling down his pants to prove his claims, police said. According to reports, Guillermo Enriquez, 60, of West New York, went to the Board of Health, which is located on the second floor of Town Hall,...
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Shackled Man Nearly Escapes By Removing His Pants
A prisoner flew by the seat of his pants — or lack thereof — during a recent attempted escape. The man, who was shackled and being taken to the hospital by a Wisconsin officer, managed to escape by ditching his shackled pants and fleeing the scene around 4:30 a.m. Saturday morning, according to the...
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