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Pasties for Jesus

Pasties for Jesus

Baylor University graduates Brett and Emily Mills of Waco spend their days, and many nights, reminding the city’s 40 or so exotic dancers that Jesus loves strippers. The couple’s “Jesus Loves Strippers” ministry reaches out to individuals they believe the church inadvertently casts away. Every month, the couple and about a half-dozen volunteers hit...
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Jesus Involved In Car Crash

Jesus Involved In Car Crash

The alleged ‘coming of Christ’ led to a six-car accident that shut down Interstate 95 northbound near the Darien rest area for hours during the early morning of Saturday, June 5. The fiasco began when Darien police received a 911 call at 4:55 a.m. from a McDonald’s employee at the northbound rest area, reporting...
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8th-grader finds Jesus on thumb

Austin Coleman says he found Jesus on his thumbprint. He says he put the thumbprint on a piece paper for a school science project then stepped back and noticed the resemblance. He admits, “I got a little freaked out.”
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Web link on school district site claims ‘ Jesus is a vampire’

A new battlefront has erupted in the war between Alpine School District and its detractors — this time centered in the volcanic combination of religion and democracy. The new battle centers on a link on the district’s Web page that was quietly removed on Feb. 16. Titled “America: Republic or Democracy?” the link led...
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Mom puts ad on Craigslist : I need a Jesus Christ for Sweet Sixteen (Midtown)

Date: 2010-01-26, 11:29PM EST Reply to: gigs-e8rnf-1572550619@craigslist.org My daughters sweet sixteen is in 5 weeks from friday, she is a huge film buff. Her favorite movie of all time is Passion of the Christ and I want to surprise her with someone dressed as Christ to dance with her...
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Jesus found in a coconut

Jesus found in a coconut

SACRAMENTO, CA — A Paradise man claims he discovered a miracle in the produce section of his local grocery. In a letter to News10, Mike Zachweija said he went shopping to buy bananas a few days before Christmas. He glanced at a bunch of coconuts and noticed one that looked like it had a...
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Face of Jesus appears in bread

Face of Jesus appears in bread

It’s been a busy time for the face of Christ recently, appearing on an iron, in a bruise, on a car window – and now on a naan bread in a curry house in Surrey. We know that most Brits find curries heavenly, but this is surely taking the passanda. This latest sighting follows...
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Mary and Joseph billboard upsets Catholics…like Catholics have never experienced unsatisying sex

A risque billboard that depicts Jesus’s mother looking dejected after unsatisfying sex with Joseph has given Kiwi Catholics a nasty pre-Christmas surprise. The huge ad erected in downtown Auckland today shows the unhappy couple in bed accompanied by the slogan: “Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow”. In the fresco-style work, Joseph...
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Second-grader suspended over drawing of Jesus

Second-grader suspended over drawing of Jesus

A Taunton father is outraged after his 8-year-old son was sent home from school and required to undergo a psychological evaluation after drawing a stick-figure picture of Jesus Christ on the cross. The student drew the picture shortly after taking a family trip to see the Christmas display at the National Shrine of Our...
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‘Disruptive’ Jesus Christ removed from jury

‘Disruptive’ Jesus Christ removed from jury

Jesus Christ of Birmingham, Alabama (formerly Dorothy Lola Killingworth) was asked to leave by court officials after she reported to Judge Clyde Jones’s courtroom for a criminal case on Monday. Efforts to reach Jesus Christ for comment were unsuccessful. metro.co.uk
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